Yes it’s me, I update the website best I can, but if you do spot any errors then please send me a message, I try and reply to every email eventually.

Check out my gig page, it has all my tour details on there so if I’m playing near you anytime soon, then come along and have a laugh.

I'll be honest with you, probably not! If you do want to link to my site then that’s usually fine, but I won’t be able to link to yours, sorry.

This doesn't come up that often, but come on don't ask! For the record my favourite joke is "What do you call a Dinosaur that's just been bummed?' 'Mega-sore-arse"

Don't know.

The foo foo, twinkle, mary, peachy pocket, fajojo.

Nope, not for a while, no.

Yeah I'm fine.

Write lots, learn lots, watch as much stand up as you can, preferably live. If you're at school or college, read up on as much stuff as you can, you can find comedy anywhere but the more you know the more stuff you have to take it from. Listen to your parents too, and anyone who's around you, stuff they say can be turned into comedy gold. Read the papers everyday, get interested in Politics, get a hobby, write write write.

Now admittedly this doesn't happen often but if you want one send an SAE to:

Jason Manford C/O
Karushi Management Limited
Unit 10, 7 Wenlock Road
London N1 7SL

And I will send you one right out, good luck on Ebay!

yes, yes I am, I have bills to pay and am still paying for my wedding, don't judge me.

What do you think?!

Not sure, heard it might make a reappearance in the summer, maybe in a different guise, we'll see. Hope so.

Yeah he's nice.

I love so many comedians but my inspiration I suppose is from the comedians my Dad used to let me listen to, Les Dawson Tommy Cooper, and then I suppose Billy Connolly was my biggest influence, I saw him when I was about 8 and that’s all I’ve ever wanted to be since. Jasper Carrot, Dave Allen and then modern comics like Eddie Izzard Peter Kay and Jimmy Carr.

Oh yeah, got a season ticket with my Dad and brothers, we’re in the East stand so if you’re about say hello and we can have a moan about the match together while eating a Chicken Balti Pie.

Hi Johnny, that’s a hard one, comic wise it has to be when Frankie Boyle is on or Michael McIntrye, and of course we have the odd legend like Chris Hoy. I enjoyed working with Sarah Silverman and Joan Rivers, oh and Rhod Gilbert and Sarah Millican, none comics, one of my favourites recently was Steve Jones, love his accent, and also Raef from the Apprentice.

Here goes, ok on normal telly, heroes, jonathan ross, QI, CSI but only the proper one, love The Wire, 24, West Wing, Supernatural and the Shield.

Well I’d like it to be Man City, but I think we’re about 10 years off being proper title challengers, I’m guessing it’ll be United again.

Well I do as much as I can, doing gigs and offering tickets for various charities, the Manchester Children’s Hospital, Migraine Action, Christies, Amnesty International and Victim Support as well as many others. But I recently got involved with savebabiesuk.org. I’m a patron there now so will my concentraiting my efforts on them for the time being,.

Well the gigs vary, on average, I do about 45 mins in the first half, then there’s a break, and the second half is another 45 mins, with usually a 25 mins Q & A session, and then I’ll pop out at the end an do some pics which take about 40 blooming minutes!

I’m not sure to be honest, it has been great fun but this one goes on till the 8th of March now where I’m gonna finish at the Lowry in Salford, and then It’ll probably be 18 months to 2 years before I’d do another big one.